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[4thwaller]

"You've reached the other jolly guy in a red suit with a lap worth sitting on, leave a message detailing your deepest desires."


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[4thwaller]

You know you're one of Marvel's most popular, right?
nothing underrated there.
Is this going to be one of those "I'll mail you your Avengers badge" situations. I'm not falling for that again.

her teeth thanked me for it
I'm pretty sure if I could I would have contracted diabetes from that drink alone.

Yeah, I raffled an extra off so more people would donate
who the @#$% knows where that is now.
or what the @#$% people are getting into in it
You can't grow a mustache???
don't worry I had patchy peach fuzz until I was in my 20s
maybe I'll make you a pink Spidey suit
Or a fake mustache

*GASP* YOU JUST SAID IT TWICE WITH NO BLEEPS
I've died and gone to heaven where you say bad words
What if I want you to say my F-bomb?? BUT IN PERSON

ELDER ABUSE!!!
I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!

I'm not killing people for minor stuff. I have in the past but I stopped.
And I'm to stop any guy with a gun and a messed up sense of justice.

I'm not a good guy, Webs
and if being a good guy means I have to let these raging bags of @#$%skin run around hurting people I never will be either
So you might wanna stop holding out for that thought

you texted me first!!!
You really wanna team up and fall madly in love with me while children write weird stuff about us on the internet?