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[4thwaller]

"You've reached the other jolly guy in a red suit with a lap worth sitting on, leave a message detailing your deepest desires."


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[peterparker]

I dunno, I see a lot of people pick the fried rice over the lo mein, the curry over the pho, the pizza over the pasta. Underrated.
Okay, one essay coming up. I'll mail it to you. Please frame it, so you can refer back to it.

You beat a teenaged girl to the last unicorn frappe? That's probably a crime in several states.

I am not mocking you at all-- not about that, anyway. I know it is. And I think it's pretty cool, if you did that. I've never even thought of incorporating it... heck, I can't even grow a Movember 'stach.

You get one more pass to say 'Fuck'. Fuck Cancer is always an A-ok sentence.

I think hanging out with older people is usually considered 'gleaning age-old wisdom' and 'keeping them company'. Think of me as your time-to-time check-in service. Making sure you're still engaging with the general public, even if you tell weird grandpa jokes most of the time. (You'd devolved into Grandpool.)

[Okay, so. He has to read over that next part twice, wet his lips, bite the inside of his cheek, and try not to frown.

There's that brief shift to serious; and with Wade, it's usually only a glimmer; but it's easy to spot.]

I'm not saying they don't deserve it. They do.
But it's like how most states have gotten rid of the death penalty... if our 'good' guys and our bad guys are doing the same thing, and we all get to decide for ourselves what's good and bad... what's to stop any guy with a gun and an idea of what justice means from stabbing anyone over something way more minor?

You're not as not-good as you think.

...Are you seriously not going to have a team-up day with rooftop donuts after pestering me all day? Gosh, and I thought I was supposed to fall madly in love with you. What are the kids gonna think?

[4thwaller]

You know you're one of Marvel's most popular, right?
nothing underrated there.
Is this going to be one of those "I'll mail you your Avengers badge" situations. I'm not falling for that again.

her teeth thanked me for it
I'm pretty sure if I could I would have contracted diabetes from that drink alone.

Yeah, I raffled an extra off so more people would donate
who the @#$% knows where that is now.
or what the @#$% people are getting into in it
You can't grow a mustache???
don't worry I had patchy peach fuzz until I was in my 20s
maybe I'll make you a pink Spidey suit
Or a fake mustache

*GASP* YOU JUST SAID IT TWICE WITH NO BLEEPS
I've died and gone to heaven where you say bad words
What if I want you to say my F-bomb?? BUT IN PERSON

ELDER ABUSE!!!
I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!

I'm not killing people for minor stuff. I have in the past but I stopped.
And I'm to stop any guy with a gun and a messed up sense of justice.

I'm not a good guy, Webs
and if being a good guy means I have to let these raging bags of @#$%skin run around hurting people I never will be either
So you might wanna stop holding out for that thought

you texted me first!!!
You really wanna team up and fall madly in love with me while children write weird stuff about us on the internet?