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[4thwaller]

"Ronald's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em."

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[quipsandthwips]

Okay, no, you know what
no goodnight
X'd on the 'goodnight'

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We're in this town together and we're GONNA run into each other, and you're just being ridiculous at this point!
You can't just hold off talking to me forever!

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And what's even more annoying is I KNOW you're reading these!
What the hell!
We're both adults here!

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And I don't know how they handled it in your youth back in 1925
but nowadays we don't swandive out windows to avoid people!
Get your ass out of there and come out here right now!

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[Okay, this isn't a text, it's a few pebbles plinking on Wade's window.]

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What, are you worried about me getting hurt or something?
Like I said, I kicked YOUR ass back there.
Certified.

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[........ Oop, another pebble, meeting the window.]

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... Shoulda brought eggs and teepee at this rate.

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Wade I know you're home, I saw you turn off the light in a panic.

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[quipsandthwips]

Well fine, two can play this game
if you're so worried about my ~wellbeing~ I'll just
go for a early morning walk through the forest.

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Wow, sure is spooky in Deerington at this time.
Sure would hate to get eaten by something in my pjs.

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Man, what a long walk, too.
Sure would be a shame if ghosts are out here looking for souls to munch on.

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Imagine the Blair Witch got added to the roster at some point,
yikes, that'd be the pits.

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What's your score on Blair Witch btw?
Kinda overhyped if you ask me.
She just puts people in the corner.

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Now Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows
THAT'S an old masterpiece, like The Room.

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Which way should I go, btw?
The creepy path to my left or the big hill to my right?

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Ha, I'm just kidding, I'm not in the big spooky forest.

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The theme park with the mascots would be more interesting to explore.
Since SOME people don't seem to want to keep me out of trouble.

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that reminds me:
BOY SURE SUCKS WHEN YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SOMEONE
RUSHING OFF INTO TROUBLE FOR NO GOOD REASON!

200/235

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[Huh, he's really left the house.]

God, now I have to think of interesting theme-park-related jokes.