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You need to actually address this though, man. ☝
And that's something, coming from me, the king of not addressing things.

Though I guess you have me beat.

Sorry if I said anything that made anything worse.

But I gotta keep saying that none of it's bothering me,
because I know 100% you had no control over that mess.

You know that, right?

Like, if the tables were turned, you wouldn't have blamed me.

And yea I would've beat myself up and been weird in your shoes.

But I'm not in your shoes, so.
Stop ignoring me and say something. Pretty please.

I'm sending Susan over to check on you, btw.
Susan??? Karen? Imogene? Whoever she is. I'll never be able to tell them apart.

No Billy, I'm not going to do your homework FOR you.
It's 'teacher' not 'homeworker'. 😒🤦‍♀️

Sorry, that wasn't for you.
I have no clue how Billy got my number but he's something else.

Pretty sure he's a real life example of a kid who eats paste.

Like, really eats paste, I have to stop him from eating paste.

... Wow, now I'm kind of obsessed with why people eat paste.
Is it actually good? What's the tactile reward for it? What about glue sticks?
Oh god, or GORILLA GLUE.
This is turning into a Saw movie.

..... I've gotta go try paste now.

For science, obviously.
Gotta get on Billy's level.

Here goes nothing, I guess!

Haaaa, I'm just kidding. I'm just shopping for more supplies to make slime in class.

God, this teaching thing is more work than

Uuuh. The scientist thing.
... Are you trying glue over there yet? Bet you're trying glue.
If you're reading this, you've either just tried glue or thought back to all the glue you've already eaten.