wow that sounds absolutely terrible. Are you going to become one of those people that chains themselves to trees? What were you doing looking under the fridge????? nvm. I don't need to know. You do you.
yeah those guys Sometimes you sound like one. I mean a lot angrier and a lot less vegan.
no I certainly don't. Don't kill Alejandro. He's the spider that lives above the fridge we're friends and have an understanding. I promised to return him to his father, Spider-Man.
alright. I'll get us more beer and a blender. Even if the sound of protein smoothies sounds horrible and I hate you for reminding me that those are a thing.
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(ps: you can have them all ily that much xoxo)
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How does a new york strip sound?
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like you're hitting on me because I remind you of your wife.
are we about to make heavy eye contact while you eat meat? I need to know what I'm signing up for.
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I'll even put the tupperware away.
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Never cooked steak before. Cookbook I was reading made it sound amazing.
[Yep, Cable's reading cookbooks.]
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we have a cookbook??
you've never made a steak before???
There's a lot to unpack here and I have questions.
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I found a cookbook, yeah. It was underneath the fridge.
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Are you going to become one of those people that chains themselves to trees?
What were you doing looking under the fridge?????
nvm. I don't need to know.
You do you.
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I was cleaning under the fridge. I cleaned the kitchen. I've seen things.
Bring beer.
no way. we're not ending this
you clean?? I didn't know your make and model did that
cool
thanks
there's beer in the fridge unless you or Wolvy drank it all.
but sure I'll buy more
do you need anything else?
fantastic!
You don't want to know what was living under that fridge.
Might have drank it all.
A blender? I can't find one in the kitchen, and I want to start making protein smoothies.
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Sometimes you sound like one.
I mean a lot angrier and a lot less vegan.
no I certainly don't.
Don't kill Alejandro.
He's the spider that lives above the fridge
we're friends and have an understanding.
I promised to return him to his father, Spider-Man.
alright. I'll get us more beer and a blender.
Even if the sound of protein smoothies sounds horrible
and I hate you for reminding me that those are a thing.
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The spider, or the spider EGG. Yes, that's what I found under the fridge. I took care of it, you're welcome.
You need more protein in your life.
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Yes. That's exactly what it is. but more like a cult.
the spider
You took care of what TELL ME YOU DIDN'T GENOCIDE MY SPIDER FRIENDS.
oh I love this game: am I being hit on or being given actual advice???
I always go with the first option ;)
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Your spider friends would have been thousands of spiders in the house. I can already hear you screaming for me to kill them.
Why is everything sex for you?
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excuse me!!!! you think I would scream about spiders!!! MOI?? I have SEEN things. Camel spiders to be exact. no but yeah you're totally right. Thanks.
How dare you??? The fine art of flirting is far more than sex. Not that there's anything wrong with sex. sex is great.
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Sex is fantastic when you're with the right person.
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I thought we were gonna save the future???
Doctor Who this shit up
Yeah, yeah I get it
you're hot and married to a hot future babe in the future
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[Cable stares at the last line. Stares and stares.]
you think I'm hot
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oh is that what we're deciding to take out of that
okay
yes????
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Why?
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