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Wade Winston Wilson ([personal profile] 4thwaller) wrote2018-09-09 11:23 pm

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"Ronald's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em."


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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I also unleashed a drum barrel of ants into your apartment.
Ant-Man was definitely in there somewhere.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Do you think you could defeat Ant-Man with RAID or a rolled up newspaper?
Bug heroes have it the worst.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Man, this is starting to feel like a diary at this point.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Or like a really embarrassing winemom's facebook page.

Here, let me find something suitable.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Not that I can afford wine.
Boxed wine, maybe. If I'm feeling REALLY FANCY.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a-WADE-in' your response????


Ha ha



I'll see myself out.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Not spicy enough for you?

Hope I'm not winston my time on these.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Wilson body appreciate my efforts here?
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oops i put them in the wrong thread, more notifs for you

[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:11 am (UTC)(link)

Wade is starting to not even look like a name anymore, Wade.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
𝒲𝒢𝒹𝑒
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
πŸ’€πŸ’©L
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
.......... Skullpoopl?
Close enough. Just remember I coined it.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:16 am (UTC)(link)

Just a head's up, Betty #345985 wants you to help with her hair.
She keeps knocking at my door to tell me this, IDK why.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's 3:00 am Susan go to sleep.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Why are the people here so weird.

IDK if her name is Susan. She looks like a Susan.
She also looks like a Karen, a Kathy, a Deborah, or a Tiffany.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Say SOMETHING, c'mon.
Even just reply back with 'something'.
That'd be okay.
Or at least an HP bar that is at a decent %.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Are you just marking these all as read?

Look I'm sorry if I did somethi
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever man.
Never mind.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Diary,
Today a kid barfed in class, and I had to become a janitor for 10 minutes.
Also, Wade is a jerkface who ignores his friends, even after they said everything's cool.
Not to mention, it was taco day again, somehow, despite it being taco day yesterday.
Pretty sure the school is recycling leftover food.
I'll still eat it, but I'm bitter.

Signed,
Peter
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I TOLD you I'm gonna keep spamming you.

Don't think the war's over.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like my jokes are PETERing out a little, tho.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-10 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
The kids keep asking if I'm okay because I'm feverishly writing them on the chalkboard between periods, just FYI.

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