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Wade Winston Wilson ([personal profile] 4thwaller) wrote2018-09-09 11:23 pm

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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-03-02 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He really hates how hard Wade can make it, to be frustrated with him. Here he is, ready to talk him away from throwing his anger around like a baseball bat on the network, and Wade decides to just disarm him with one swoop. But it's like Felicia's told him before, right? He's a sap and he's easy to tug around by the collar. He just stares with weary sympathy at the upturned household and gets to see in stunning surround-sound clarity what angry helplessness looks like instead of the wrung-out kind that sometimes leaves his own place looking like shit and his stupid plant not watered. Again.

He carefully pats his back, letting his chin sit on the taller man's shoulder, and sighs through his nose in defeat. Yes, defeat. He's defeated before he's even began. You happy, you wrecking ball?]


Of course I am. Remember, I said I wasn't dying? 100%? I'm unsinkable. Like the Titanic.

....

Wait, no no, the Titanic sank.

I'm unsinkable, like a rubber duck.

[It's not all that playful in tone and is maybe a smidge too sentimental, but it's an attempt at a joke. He's a laugh riot.]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-03-03 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Huff. But a humored one, at least. He's still worried as all hell, which is only fair with all the misery he'd put his friends through the last... hell, month. He doesn't even make a snarky remark or a grumpy comment on the manhandling of his face; that's when you know his guilt is strong and his concern grave. Stupid Spider-Emotions, he's always getting them.]

Yeah, really fast. I think the cure hit me harder than it did some of the other people...

But they're getting better, too. Just after a, uh — hell of a detox.

[It was one of the most painful things he's ever endured, and he's pretty sure he freaked out everyone in the tent when he started spewing black all over the edge of the cot's frame. The Doctor might've even had Clara on speed-dial to say they accidentally killed him. Maybe. Anyway.]

How're you doing? Honesty's the best policy, by the way.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-03-05 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He just gives Wade such a look at 'vodka cleanse'. But you know, he'll let that one go, because — well, he's not privy to even 99.999% of the terrible things Wade's probably done to himself. As the door closes, Peter dips a hand around Wade's and pushes the door right back into openness with a pointer finger.]

Ooor we could clean up the mess you made, before Cable comes back pissed off at you. [Sure, he's still concerned, but in that way that implies he's also a little exasperated. Seems like a good balance to keep, when it comes to Wade.] Maybe I'll even hold off on talking about things like Dr. Phil, just a little.

[... Ignore that he's a little breathless. He's still tender and recovering.]

... What? You guys don't get to clean my place and then never let me return the favor.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-03-07 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Peter puts his hands on his hips, and gives Wade a Look. Just because he was almost genuinely dead, like, a few days ago doesn't mean he's going to let the guy off the hook for whatever stupid thing he was hiding. Warily:]

... Is there something in there that's gonna piss me off?

[Because you seem really, deeply invested in finding pizza.

And yeah, Peter's favorite food other than wheatcakes is pizza —

which makes it all the more suspect.]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-03-09 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Christ, Wade.

[He sounds a little overwhelmed and stressed out at the thought of every word out of the man's face, rubbing his eyes with his hands. He doesn't seem to say much more than that — but he does absolutely move past Wade as he's wringing his hands, moving to try and walk right into the home with a Purpose in his walk.

Danger, Wilson Robinson.]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-03-15 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[He turns JUST as he's about to stumble upon Wade's powdery little hilltop on the table, looking at him with a wrinkled nose. And maybe puts a hand on the nearest wall, because he's admittedly a little winded; sometimes you just kinda forget you almost died, you know? Especially when you're friend is doing questionable things you gotta curtail.]

What's this one thing? What the hell've you been up to, while I've been half-dead???
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-03-16 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He glowers a little at him, because that's not the focus here, and he knows Wade is genuinely concerned — but also, he has to know it's a means of distraction.]

I'm fine. I've been getting better faster than a lot of other people.

[Skinnier, still weak in the knees, and still working with pink, agitated marks everywhere, but fine.]

What I'm more worried about is you getting sick and trashing your place and trying to get into fights with Halloween costume rejects on the network — right after you left the medical tents. I mean, I know I was half out of my mind, but did you think I didn't notice you vanish halfway through the fiftieth time I forgot my name?

[A pause.]

... Exactly how much am I going to hate whatever you're looking at over my shoulder?
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-03-19 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
... So you don't want to talk about it, but you do want to totally wreck your place and pace around on the feed.

[Wade, bud, Peter is not a healthy person by any means... but love yourself. Christ.

He closes his eyes for a moment, clearly recuperating as he pinches the bridge of his nose. He's really, really not trying to be holier-than-thou; sure, being a superhero kind of leaves a lot of time for that, especially when generally destructive hobbies are involved, but this? This is more like a pal who knows intervention isn't gonna really change anything.

Intervention meaning everything ever in Wade's life, but you know.

Still.

He turns and looks at the table, and almost immediately swivels back around to make a disapproving face at his friend.]


Wade.

[Do you hear the very long lecture that has somehow been rolled into one single utterance of his name? Do you?]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-03-25 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's not just about goodwill, you idiot! It doesn't matter if you miraculously heal from whatever you're doing to your body — you think I wanna see my friends treat themselves like garbage?!

[He feels a migraine oncoming. Cool beans.

Swaying slightly before making his way into this poor wartorn home (potentially with a bit of a stomp in his step, yes), he begins to start picking up after the place with a sort of pissed off silence that implies he really is too steamed to talk to Wade directly right now.

Clearly cleaning up will ease his fury. Yes.

He's gonna clean the FUCK out of this place, mildly ill or not.]
Edited 2019-03-25 06:59 (UTC)
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-03-25 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Peter swivels to glower at him, a sort of I'm disappointed in you, son look that is probably not the most pleasant response Wade was hoping for. But then again, the sickly, grumpy guy holding a pillow that has clearly been physically abused by Emotions is not the best choice in company right now.

This asshole. This asshat. This jerkwad.

Nothing makes his broccoli steam less, knowing Wade doesn't get it.

Ugh, he feels like he's gonna puke. Everything feels like a hangover.

He stares for a moment in true Parker judgement.]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-03-25 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)

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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-03-25 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Still locking his stare on Wade, he whacks the cocaine pile on the table with the half-wrecked pillow like a challenge.

A big sad poof of white dust drifts down to Peter's left, rendered useless.

Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti.]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-03-31 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[............... (Angry) Squint.]

Where's your vacuum?

[No he doesn't. Give him your goddamn cleaning supplies.

He's going back to cleaning. All wobbly-like.]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-04-08 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[He shakily sissy-slaps those hands, resisting sitting as much as possible.

Sick, he's not sickly, he's 100% healthy again.]


Yeah, and I came back to find out you had a mini-meltdown and wrecked your house while I was out of commission.

[Oop, no, his legs are still wobbly. He falls into the seat like Wade cut some invisible strings on him, looking a little bitter at the fact that his body still feels like jello. Ugh. It's almost as if you don't just skip merrily out of a tent after nearly dying. Something in him seems to finally relax for a second, his outrage quelled, and his shoulders and head sag.]

... I'm just tired.

[Jokes on you, Peter. You're always tired.]

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