[ And it won't be too long before Wade's scurrying into Peter's basement, and oh, look, he's got a hand on Shooty just in case, taking the steps down there two at a time. ]
Marco! [ Okay, that was a dumb joke, but, he's curious and worried. ] This is the part where you say Polo.
[It's an unhappy little groan, but the reason is probably very clear when Wade gets to the bottom step. Peter is... currently in the middle of a huge explosion of spider-like webbing, so wrapped up in it that he has apparently only had one finger to type with — only because the Fluid fortunately got stuck in the web just beside his hand. It looks absolutely ridiculous, and as he hangs there, body horizontal and tilting a bit, he offers a small wave of his hand.]
It's like asking if a dog is good. All dogs are good dogs, Bront.]
I bet you're already into that title. 'Swiss Army Knife Boyfriend'. Get that on paper. [He wriggles uselessly, his usually well-kept and slicked hair slowly getting more and more sentient the longer he's upside down.] Don't do that thing people do in movies, where you get stuck, too.
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jesus fuck
sure thing Petey Pie
are you missing fingers?
do I need to bring a first aid
whats wrong
Maybe a few
not detached tho!
should have clarified
fingers are a-ok
1st aid kit for my pride pls
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[ And it won't be too long before Wade's scurrying into Peter's basement, and oh, look, he's got a hand on Shooty just in case, taking the steps down there two at a time. ]
Marco! [ Okay, that was a dumb joke, but, he's curious and worried. ] This is the part where you say Polo.
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[It's an unhappy little groan, but the reason is probably very clear when Wade gets to the bottom step. Peter is... currently in the middle of a huge explosion of spider-like webbing, so wrapped up in it that he has apparently only had one finger to type with — only because the Fluid fortunately got stuck in the web just beside his hand. It looks absolutely ridiculous, and as he hangs there, body horizontal and tilting a bit, he offers a small wave of his hand.]
Hey, DP, how's it hangin'.
[:)????]
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Low, as usual.
[ Well, there goes all his tension, no need for a gun apparently. ]
This is a lot of spider-splooge. Thinking about me a little too hard?
[ He moves closer to pluck at the webbing. ]
Or were you just trying to catch dinner?
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Like a crowd surfer frozen in time, just before he's dropped on the floor.]
I was trying to make a coupla web bombs. Mistakes were made.
... I really have to pee.
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And what do you want me to do about that? Hold it for you? You didn't say, "bring a knife, Wade."
[ Sure, he has a boot knife but still!! ]
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Are you honestly trying to convince me you don't have something sharp and pointy on you?
[B^| You're just being MEAN.]
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Peter Benjamin Parker! Are you only dating me so I'll be your Swiss Army Knife boyfriend?! For shame!
[ He bends one of his knees, drawing his boot up enough that he can lean to the side and pull out his boot knife. ]
Most people don't want me pulling sharp pointy things out.
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It's like asking if a dog is good. All dogs are good dogs, Bront.]
I bet you're already into that title. 'Swiss Army Knife Boyfriend'. Get that on paper. [He wriggles uselessly, his usually well-kept and slicked hair slowly getting more and more sentient the longer he's upside down.] Don't do that thing people do in movies, where you get stuck, too.