pretty sure a side effect of not being able to die is always being alright honeybunny What about you? doing okay? Kidnap anyone? Thinking of kidnapping me?? it's not kidnap if I'm willing xoxoxo
[ Being immortal probably definitely means the opposite about being alright. Also he might have kidnapped and tried to kill the other Peter and is still pretty upset over it... but you know..... ]
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On the other I'm pretty sure I really have got to ask.
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If you're not hiring me why are you texting me??
OH EM GEE
I know what this is
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And before you make me regret checking in on you I just wanted to make sure you're all right. You know, with all the pollen stuff going on.
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pretty sure a side effect of not being able to die is always being alright honeybunny
What about you?
doing okay?
Kidnap anyone?
Thinking of kidnapping me??
it's not kidnap if I'm willing xoxoxo
[ Being immortal probably definitely means the opposite about being alright. Also he might have kidnapped and tried to kill the other Peter and is still pretty upset over it... but you know..... ]
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If you call me honeybunny again I'm blocking your number and never text you ever again.
And no, *I* haven't kidnapped anyone. Do I have to worry about whether you did or not with how fixated you are on this specific thing?
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I gotta come up with new and exciting nicknames for you too
I really should have planned ahead
whaaat
moi?
Kidnap??
I prefer to call anything I've done unsolicited location enhancement
are you asking if I've ULE'd anyone here or back home?
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And I dunno
have you?
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You told me I'm not allowed to call you that or I might get banned from pizza.
yes.
I've ULE'd plenty of people back home
Brad Pitt, Fred Savage, Weas.
it's a long list
it was my fault
I tried to give him a knife
[ Is he doing a great job at not making it sound like he murdered someone? ]