it's really cool except for when you're trying to get like someone to help you on the phone to help you for some customer service nonsense then it's a terrible name
wade, you don't need to be the spirit of the 80s or the 90s you are the spirit of creative freedom, the most important spirit of them all
hey people might always butcher your name but at least you weren't named Wade Winston Wilson I'm pretty sure my parents hated me even before I was a glint in my dad's eye like all the people that name their kids Shithead
I'm tearing up just from that text alone how long have you been in this Stephen King wet dream we call a town?
oh mate my condolences like i love some alliteration and winston's extra fucking amazing but wow they really didn't care if you got the shit kicked out of you at school, did they?
yeah it's a little bit unusual aint it? why couldn't we wake up in a jane austen novel or something? there could be balls well, different types of balls and uhhhh some months I'm trying not to think about it too hard tbh how about you?
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if you think wade won't join in on rando musicals ur wrong
EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT TIRED
OF LISTENING TO THE SOUND OF MY TEARS
i'm delighted
whatever )
t u r n a r o u n d
EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS
THAT THE BEST OF ALL THE YEARS HAVE GONE BYYYYYYY
1/2
~turn around~
EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT TERRIFIED
AND THEN I SEE THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES
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but who happens to be serenading me on this fine day???
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not the imposter phantom one, the proper angel
the spirit of the 80s
no my name's sarissa, hi, this is the best outcome to a wrong number ever though
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I've always wanted to meet the spirit of disco
Sarissa
cool name
Like really cool name.
Wade.
sadly, I am not the spirit of the 80s or even the 90s
but I can walk the dinosaur, do the mashed potato, the twist AND the chicken dance.
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it's really cool
except for when you're trying to get like
someone to help you on the phone to help you for some customer service nonsense
then it's a terrible name
wade, you don't need to be the spirit of the 80s or the 90s
you are the spirit of creative freedom, the most important spirit of them all
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but I'm not a scientist.
hey
people might always butcher your name
but at least you weren't named
Wade Winston Wilson
I'm pretty sure my parents hated me even before I was a glint in my dad's eye
like all the people that name their kids Shithead
I'm tearing up just from that text alone
how long have you been in this Stephen King wet dream we call a town?
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my condolences
like i love some alliteration and winston's extra fucking amazing but wow they really didn't care if you got the shit kicked out of you at school, did they?
yeah it's a little bit unusual aint it? why couldn't we wake up in a jane austen novel or something? there could be balls
well, different types of balls
and uhhhh some months
I'm trying not to think about it too hard tbh
how about you?
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they certainly didn't give a shit when it happened
but it can't be all rainbows, hookers, and blackjack, can it?
You and I remember Jane Austen novels very differently
nine-ish months?
if I Virgin Mary MPREG a baby dream deer I'm going to be really upset
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I mean
do we? do we REALLY? not to name names but
Mr Bingley loved to spank a bitch, that's all I'm saying
leave the deer out of this
if only so we don't both die mysterious deaths by antlers
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fuck
are you really going to make me do the reading???
I'm pretty sure I grew past the age of reading Jane Austen novels
joke's on you
I can't die
which really means the joke's more on me.