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[4thwaller]

"Ronald's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em."

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BTW you ever hear of 'Action Park'?
Now that was some dangerous stuff. Didn't even need to be in Maine to be scary.

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But there was some pretty scare stuff at Coney Island, too.
So what do I know?

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Wow, the bus system here actually is nice.
Why haven't I used the bus system yet?

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[Gee Wade I sure hope you didn't toss away your phone at any point to ignore him outside and cyber...ly.]

Ugh, the seats are kinda gross.
NYC flashbacks.

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Oh, okay, there are smokey figures in here.
They seem cool, though.
Wow, this is kinda something else, I need to explore after-hours more.

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[There's a lengthy pause, as Peter sits on the bus like Chihiro in Spirited Away.

You know the part.]

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[... Man, this week. This stupid, crudy week.

Peter, he thinks. Are you really gonna be so petty and stupid?

This isn't worth it! And Wade's stupid shunning isn't anything you can't handle anyway.

You're better than this.]

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[Anyway, he's at the theme park.]

Alright, whelp.
Since you won't talk to me, I'll still just assume you're worried about my well-being.
So I'll just climb this here fence.

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Don't worry, I have one of those keychain pocket knives you get from questionable businesses.

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K i'm hoppin the fence in 5!!!

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....... 4!!!

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[... Wow, jeez. Wade's really not gonna say anything?

Ouchie.]

Eh, it's not so bad over here?
I thought there were supposed to be giant evil bunnies.

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Just seems ĺ̷̛̩̺̜̯̮͍̄́̉̑͛́́ï̵̦̼͕̼̲̜̑͛͒̄͛͆̚͜͠k̴͎͇͚̭̤̩̟͓̍̎͑͌͌̓̎͗é̻̰̥̱̯̘͈̩̩̀̽͛̆͂ ȧ̧͕̫͔̙̣̐̔̈̇́̈͢ n̷̨͔͔͈̙̠͚͔͆̎̉͌̾͂ö̦̥̥̱̝́̓̿̚͠r̹̟̹̱̯̟͐̌͊̌̚͡͡m͍̥̜̲̰̔̾͐̒͟͝͡ȃ̴͎̻͕̼̬͓̥̔̏̉̃̃ͅl̛̪̩̪͈̝̈́̾̇͆̒̈́̊͝ p̸̛̛̪͈͈̠̪̙̏̉͌̈́͐͢a̝̪̙͚͈͂̊͛̒̄̕r̢̜͙̯͉̱̖̰̬̪̔̐̄̈́͌͘k̙̗͖̳̱̹̙̃̐̓̔͂͗̂̌͢.̵̦͇͖̱̝͛̾̇͗͂̽͘͟͞

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This is totally what happens when you let me eat the sofa, btw.

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Crap, forgot to think up stupid puns to spam you while in mortal danger.

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Ẉ̡̥̯̮͖̆̒̑͛̓̃̿͝͞͠h̶̡̝̻̙̻̗͖̲͎͔̓̓̈̀̓a͇̩̙̱̙͂̀͐͘̚͟͡t̬͉̺̤̲̫͉͋͂̅͛͋̔͂̔̉͢ w̢̢͕͎̲͑̌̑̑͂̑͊̃͆̎͜a̫̲̰͕̠͍̣͍͉͓̎͛͌̃̇ś̨͙̜̙̳̂̿͑̇̑̋ͅ ṱ̯͕͖̮̖̳̯̤̙̎͛̾̋̾́̒ḩ̦͚̙̪̳̪̓̀͋̎̏̈ͅa̭̗̞͔͚͖̽̓̓̋̐͒́̇́ẗ̸̨̢̛͖̭̼͖̽̾̿͂̒̍͠—̧̨̥̙̱̿́̾̐́̀̀̚̕?̸̺̝͕͖̦̜̿͗̏̕͞
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A̴̦̣̜̻͎͇̋̀̔͘͜͝ͅn̸̡̘̰̻͖͓͑̒͊̑̒̃̅̽͘͢͢͝y̧͙͍͎̫̙͖͈̼̽̂̑̈̓̕̕ẇ̢̝̫̞̩̟̝̽̔̿̌͟ą̝̩̖̹̼͉̏̎̊̃̆̋̂͘͝ͅy͖̼̖͖̱͌̄̾̉̏͞,̴̢̨̺͚̠͖̱̤̮̓̈́̎̑̒̐̄̓͜͝͝ Î̦̣͚͖̥̹͌͋̃̑́͟͡ g̳̺̬̼͕̀̋̀̍́̓o̵̡̢̪͇̝͇̭͖͍͔̓̃̈́̏͒ţ͓̤͔̥͕̺̃̓̐̄̈́͡͞͡ o̴̠̬̮͉̺͓̊̿̓̑͝ņ̲̖̺͊̋͑̀̾͐͌̽̀͘͜ê̶͚̝̖̱̲̩̌́͋̀͞.̧̻̩̣͙͈̝̋̇̌̍̓͢ W̛̛̞̰̤̘̗̫͔͖͂̔̈́̃̏͛͡h̨̧͇̪͇͚̩̉͒̊̀̏͡ý̶̨̪͉͚̤͖̯̟̹̅̄̔̆̋̑̓͘ d̻̫̰̻̰̝̻̰̜̈̎͂̒͊͐̽͠͞͠o̡͔̙̗͊̑̐̌̃̄͢n͉͉͔͇͙̹̈͒̐̇̎̊̎͞͠͠’̞̙̥̠̹̤͉̒̈́̓̒̑͆͐͛̇͒͢t̡̛̹̳̹̫̖̭̞̻̄̓̔̾̎ c̵͇̲̞̊́͌̒͘͟͟a̛̞̦̫͖̦̹̖̲̋̄̃͋ṉ̷̦̥͉̞̜͈̘̌̓̆̓͜͠ṅ̡̡̗̝̪͕̲̈́̋̈́͋͝͝͠ǐ̛̘̳̥̰͎̤̭̞̇̀͗̅̚͡ͅb̧̭͉̻̺̣̼̾͋͌̂͑͆͌͢ḁ̶̢̳̩̪̟̥̇́̓̈́́̑͊͢ļ̴̖̹̩̱̐̑̈́̐͒͐͜s̴̪̜̩̹̜̄̈͛̓̀̂̍̑̽͟͜ͅ ę̥͖̝̯̗͌͒͊̂͘á̧̠̥̞̦̄͒̍͝͞͞ẗ̤̥̌͒͊̍͛͌͊̚͢ͅͅ ĉ̛͉̰̥̺̝̝̥̟̻͇͐̇͑̋̍̕l͚̗̪̠̠̪̙̻̘͌͛̎̀̈͆̋̀̕͢ơ̸̹̟̙̰̰̑̾̉̐̏̍͘͜͢͢͜w̮̪͓̠͓̖̋͆͌́̕͢͢͞ṇ̨̢̺̝̬̹̣̦̘̽̽̾͌̔͘͡s̶̨̲͓̼̺̭̰̠͎̎̽̍̀̃̋̓͜͝?̴̨̠̠̖̻̃͋̈̕͟͢͞ͅ
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Ç̖̼̞͍͇̇͛̊̈̓̕͘͞͠͝'̠͙̲͒̆̎͋̒̈͒̑̕͢͡ͅm̵̻̗̠̥̠͆̍̉̚̕ȍ̵̼̞̖͚̹͈͌̂͊̌͐̚͟ņ̬̟̲̭͓̯̦̌̆̌͑̆͊̀͝͠ y̡̟̳͇̫̖̆̃̓̔̓͛̍́̈́ȏ͇̮͍̥̔̒̿̌̿͊̌͜͢͟͞ͅu̟̪͖̼͕̠̬̮̮̞̒͌̃̈͒̋̍̈́̀ l̸̪̪͇̳̰͙̙̂̇̌͂͜͝͝i̲̩̜̳̜̥̦̓͌̎̿̋k̸̺̗̞͉̬͛̏̉̚̚e̢̺̖͓̙͕͚̔̾̂̀͢͜͞ g̶̨̲̺͚̙̞͐̀̐̀̋̀͌̕͡ṟ͕͍͕͍͑̽̈́͗̚ȋ̶̲̩̟̫̥̜̲̮̈́̓͗͌̕͜m̧̪̪̝̤̊̉̈͐̎̀͘̕͜ j̵̢̫̻̥̝͎̞͇̬̈́͋͑͐̌̎͌͢ờ͍̗̯̫͇̣̹̗̪̎͂͐̀͂̀͟ḵ̴͙͎̥̩̖̾͊͑͗̈́̿́̄ͅe̞̞͈̺̎͌͋̑͑͘ͅś̴͚̱̦̞̠͉̫̦́͐̆̑͘,̛̼̘͎̺̉̈̅̂́͟ I̴͉͚̯̺̭͉̗̐͌͛̑̀̔̌́̍͟͜͟͞ w̵̨̡̥̟̬̳̤͚̬̘̄̊̊̎̓̂̂̕o̵̢̩̬̮̟̼͕͇̬͗̌̐͐̀̀͆̚͜r̶̢̛̙͎͚͙͖͂̿̊͢͞k̵̻͚̠͇̼̤͔̎̋̏̀̌́̑̚͞͡ͅḙ̢͈̯̊̉̓̽̂͜͞ḑ̯̗̮̙̣͐̊̅̿̽̃̈́̆́̍ h̹̣̜̺͖̘̅̑̆̊̈̑̇́̅̔͟a̵̧͈̘̟̠̻̫̳̿̾̎̓̏͢͞͝ͅr͖̤͙̟̥̭͗̍̈́͂́͡d͕̖͓̘̙̯͈̺̎̏̈̔͋͢ ơ̦̙͉͙̠̳̠̝͋̈̾̃̈̓̿͠ņ̵̣̤͇͇̮͓̿̐̑͗̀͘̚͟͟ t̡͕͈̳̘͉̹̻͈̒̊́̓̔͑̕͠h̛͓̞͙̻̦̿͑̾͒̍͌̐ă̴̡̰̥̻̣̰̯̮̈̆͊́̔̍͞͠͡t̰̱̠̘̠̗͍̿͂͊̓͑̀͆̾͘͟ͅͅ o̹̣͔̟͈̭̎̔̓͢͝͞n̢̠͖͕̖̪̠̣͔͆̇͆̀̏̔̚͜͡͠e͍̝̝̣̘͉̙͊̊̔͌̒̔ͅ.͔̹̜̦͌̂̌͛͘̕͜͜͝͝
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